Shipping & Returns
Shipping: Most orders are posted within 24 hours. Orders placed through our website typically ship within 1-3 business days. We'll do our best to ship your order the same day if it is placed before noon that same day (M-F).
*Flat shipping rate: Canada $12 Standard. $16 Express. United States $18 Standard. Express shipping not available to the U.S at this time. Free (Standard) shipping on orders over CAD $70 (Canada wide only).
Customs, Duties & Taxes
International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, and other fees imposed by your country. See our shipping policy for more information.
Returns: 30-day money-back guarantee. If you're not satisfied, we'll refund your purchase in full.
Ingredients
Chimpstructions
Lather up. Scrub down. Rinse clean.
Sulfate free. Paraben free. Phthalate free.
Dead tired? Smelling like the undead? Time for a Brain Wash.
Rise from the grave and scrub away the evidence with our dark, smoky Halloween bar. Brain Wash combines warm woods, crisp fir needle, earthy patchouli, cypress, and a hint of black pepper to create a rugged scent that smells like a zombie apocalypse - but one where someone remembered to shower.
Brain Wash will leave you clean, refreshed, and ready to rejoin the living.
Scent Profile: Warm woods. Fir needle. Patchouli. Cypress. Black pepper.
Limited Halloween release. Once they're gone, they're gone. No resurrection. No reanimation.
*For external use only. Do not ingest. Avoid direct eye contact.
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Smells Like:
Rugged. Smoky. Earthy. Fresh. It’s what the zombie apocalypse would smell like if someone remembered to pack the soap.
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Pro tip
For best results, place your soap on a draining dish and keep it out of direct water and standing puddles between uses to help it last longer.
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Longevity
Lasts 21+ showers, or about a month.
