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*Flat shipping rate: Canada $12 Standard. $16 Express. United States $18 Standard. Express shipping not available to the U.S at this time. Free (Standard) shipping on orders over CAD $70 (Canada wide only).
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International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, and other fees imposed by your country. See our shipping policy for more information.
Returns: 30-day money-back guarantee. If you're not satisfied, we'll refund your purchase in full.
Ingredients
Chimpstructions
Lather up. Scrub down. Rinse clean.
Sulfate free. Paraben free. Phthalate free.
Step right up...if you dare.
Sweet, colorful, and just a little unhinged, Twisted Carnival is what happens when a carnival takes a wrong turn after dark. It opens with a blast of sugary cotton candy and bright orange, followed by a mischievous hit of green apple that brings all the fun of the midway straight to your shower.
Then things get weird.
Patchouli, cedarwood, and a touch of black pepper creep in underneath the sweetness, giving this carnival a darker edge. Because apparently, someone thought a cheerful clown needed a suspiciously creepy soundtrack.
The result? A playful carnival scent with a dark, creepy edge - like getting handed cotton candy by a clown who definitely knows where you live.
Scent profile: Cotton Candy. Orange. Green Apple. Patchouli. Cedarwood. Black Pepper.
Limited Halloween release. Once they're gone, they're gone. The clown refuses to make another batch. We don't ask questions.
*For external use only. Do not ingest. Avoid direct eye contact.
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Smells Like:
Like getting lost at a carnival after midnight. Sweet cotton candy and juicy green apple up front, citrusy orange in the air, and a dark, earthy trail of patchouli, cedarwood and black pepper underneath. Basically, the carnival smells great… but you probably shouldn’t follow the clown.
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Pro tip
For best results, place your soap on a draining dish and keep it out of direct water and standing puddles between uses to help it last longer.
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Longevity
Lasts 21+ showers, or about a month.
