Shipping & Returns
Shipping: Most orders are posted within 24 hours. Orders placed through our website typically ship within 1-3 business days. We'll do our best to ship your order the same day if it is placed before noon that same day (M-F).
*Flat shipping rate: Canada $12 Standard. $16 Express. United States $18 Standard. Express shipping not available to the U.S at this time. Free (Standard) shipping on orders over CAD $70 (Canada wide only).
Customs, Duties & Taxes
International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, and other fees imposed by your country. See our shipping policy for more information.
Returns: 30-day money-back guarantee. If you're not satisfied, we'll refund your purchase in full.
Ingredients
Chimpstructions
Lather up. Scrub down. Rinse clean.
Sulfate free. Paraben free. Phthalate free.
Wake up dead...clean.
Fresh out of the coffin? Long night terrorizing villagers? Accidentally got grave dirt in places grave dirt shouldn't be? We've got you.
Coffin Cleanse is the official soap of creatures who refuse to stay buried. A hauntingly delicious blend of juicy lime, sweet cherry, and smooth vanilla disguises itself as something innocent...until it drags you back for another sniff.
This one delivers a rich, creamy lather that washes away dirt, sweat, and at least some of the evidence.
Scent Notes: Lime. Cherry, Orange, Vanilla.
Perfect for:
Vampires before date night.
Zombies with standards.
Ghosts trying to smell like they still have a pulse.
Humans who appreciate creepy things and clean skin.
*For external use only. Do not ingest. Avoid direct eye contact.
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Smells Like:
Sweet. Juicy. Creamy. Dangerously addictive. Coffin Cleanse may be dead… but the scent definitely isn’t.
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Pro tip
For best results, place your soap on a draining dish and keep it out of direct water and standing puddles between uses to help it last longer.
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Longevity
Lasts 21+ showers, or about a month.
